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On Saturday, the New York Daily News writer Shaun King published a story about a alleged 1996 incident involving Peyton Manning, a UT athletic traner, and a out-of-court settlement between the two. There were a few new details that King included regarding the incident- court briefs that had been mailed to him from a unnamed source that just happen to have the inside scoop on the Manning affair from the Florida court system.
Its important to note that Belichicks girlfreind Linda Holliday is a Florida native and that the couple met just outside of Polk county several years ago. I just watched Spotlight on Friday and folks I dont have to tell you that the only two people that would of had access to remove and distribute any and all unseemly legal documents are the Catholic Cardinals and Bill Belichick. Many others have speculated that the Patriots tenticles stretch well into the Florida court system- need I remind you about a mysterous attempted murder charge against Aaron Hernandez that was dropped all of the sudden a couple years ago?