Los Angeles Rams defensive end—which is still weird to type out—recently made headlines after he posed as a hopeful Powerball winner a couple weeks ago when the jackpot had reached an all-time record high, but putting a disguise on and going undercover to purchase some tickets did not fall onto his most embarrassing list that he posted today on The List App.
Probably because it was fucking awesome.
What did make Long’s list of the most embarrassing things he has ever done in his life? Some hilarious moments, that’s for sure. Here they are in the order that he listed them on the app.
2014: Charlottesville- Drove away from Bellair market with my Toyota 4Runner connected to the gas pump.
2015: Las Vegas – Stumbled back to my room at the Wynn and set my alarm to watch my beloved UVA hoops play Michigan state in the tourney. Woke up in a haze, realized I had the time zones wrong. hoos down 7 with 40 seconds left. With defeat imminent I fired up a tweet thanking Akil Mitchell for a great season. Mitchell played his last game in 2014.